The article is good, but the picture of the obese orange fuckbasket is fantastic.

You can tell it’s parody because it describes an actual valuable feature.

Goddammit I ate the onion.

Hackers are gonna have a blast with these.

Do we have a sad drama mask to equal out that picture of Trump?

🎭

“Don’t add me man, I don’t get roped into the next investigation, man”- Trump’s entire staff this morning.