I don’t want to be “pretty,” I want to be devastatingly handsome. I want to be actaeonizingly beautiful to all genders.

You can tell it’s parody because it describes an actual valuable feature.

And then you get to a point where you look at that and think “clever but I’m sure it’s fucked up in some way that isn’t immediately obvious.”

Nah, Thanos was moderately competent.

IIRC, vista got hate because to run it a massive number of users would have to…upgrade…their…hardware.