I ate the onion real hard for a moment there.
Republicans are literally falling into the lowest one can be.
ICEIS
“Soon™”
Notable that this is how extreme they have to be to differ from reality
And he’ll still say “peaceful protests only guys”
The onion got the memo that their articles were being too realistic, thank you for readjusting.
Did they, though?
Or are they still just prescient?
I love that in the midst of the gallows humor, they still managed to make fun of his hair.
Newsom’s hair is almost punching down. OTOH, he deserves it. He looks so much like Gordon Gecko.
I cant wait for the first liveleak video starring a gestapo agent. Could be gunfire. Could be chainsaw. Could be waterboarding. I don’t care. I need it. And I’m touching myself to it.
Wow, that’s super fucked up dude.
…let me know if you find one
What would be the music track they use?
Unironically, “Born in the USA.” But a cover by Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.
My ears are bleeding just imagining that 😬
Now imagine Mike Huckabee doing a rap in the middle.
I swear, for a second I thought it was real, just like “huh, guess that’s not impossible 🤷♂️”
I was actually more surprised this was the onion and not real. O.o
Wow, I ate the onion hard on this one.
You almost got me
And isn’t that a sad commentary on life in the US?
I am uncomfortable with this one because it’s a non-zero chance.
Satire is dead.
