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minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-227 days ago- refuses to purchase tools that would make job easier - plans huge upgrade of client devices first thing Monday morning rather than Friday evening - licenses one of the least effective security tools to save money - forces an over-reliance on Google apps despite Drive having shit search capabilities - makes you get A+ certified even though you’ve been in the industry for many years before allowing pursuit of higher certs - says “happy Monday” every week as if that isn’t soul-draining - thinks we have a great culture because we declare “beer o’clock” on a Friday every few months and end early - talks loudly in an open office when he take phone calls - plays shitty music when he gets control of the stereo hooked to an old computer - mandates back to office as the pan is winding down and then let’s all of management not come to the office on the first day back - can’t understand why this angered workers
minus-squareBrkdncr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·27 days agoIt manages that plans upgrades on Monday are a godsend unless you like working OT while having access to b-team vendor support.
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·27 days agoMy first thought when reading the OP was “Who the hell touches anything on a Friday evening? That sounds like a good way to end up working the entire weekend.”
- refuses to purchase tools that would make job easier
- plans huge upgrade of client devices first thing Monday morning rather than Friday evening
- licenses one of the least effective security tools to save money
- forces an over-reliance on Google apps despite Drive having shit search capabilities
- makes you get A+ certified even though you’ve been in the industry for many years before allowing pursuit of higher certs
- says “happy Monday” every week as if that isn’t soul-draining
- thinks we have a great culture because we declare “beer o’clock” on a Friday every few months and end early
- talks loudly in an open office when he take phone calls
- plays shitty music when he gets control of the stereo hooked to an old computer
- mandates back to office as the pan is winding down and then let’s all of management not come to the office on the first day back
- can’t understand why this angered workers
It manages that plans upgrades on Monday are a godsend unless you like working OT while having access to b-team vendor support.
My first thought when reading the OP was “Who the hell touches anything on a Friday evening? That sounds like a good way to end up working the entire weekend.”