• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    24 days ago

    Stories like these and the multiple ones about dudes not wiping after they shit gives me serious pause when considering my other cis hets’ mental faculties. Shiiiit, I usually only go once a day in the morning but it my crack is itching I’ll wet down some toilet paper just to make sure I got everything. Do these weirdos actually enjoy having an itchy ass‽

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      24 days ago

      More fun facts.

      Many men don’t wash their ass in the shower because it’s considered gay.

      Also 1/3rd of Americans and Europeans only change their bed sheets once a year.

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        24 days ago

        Also 1/3rd of Americans and Europeans only change their bed sheets once a year.

        Prolly cuz of how much time and energy it takes. I have a larger washer and it’s 2 loads minimum to wash my fucking set

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        24 days ago

        JFC we really are doomed. Maybe we deserve it if something as basic hygiene is considered to determine your sexual orientation! Like really‽ If anything, to me, it’s a matter of comfort. Do they expect a significant other to do it for them? This kinda thinking is so far outside my wheelhouse that I’m actually feeling discomfort trying to empathize with them!