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Stamets@lemmy.worldM to 2meirl4meirl@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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    This happened to a friend of my dad. The bullet deflected and just kind of did a crude lobotomy. Lived for 20-some years after that.

    No thank you.

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      That’s what I was worried about so I’m going with a shotgun when it’s time. If I manage to miss with that then I guess I really do deserve to suffer even more lol

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        Oh boy have I bad news for you

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          Hmmm… New plan. Where can one buy a grenade? Lol

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        • shalafi@lemmy.world
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          You really gotta half-ass it to fail with a 12-gauge.

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    Best article I’ve ever read on the subject, from back when Cracked.com was excellent.

    https://www.cracked.com/article_15658_the-ten-minute-suicide-guide.html

    • Mac@mander.xyz
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      They didn’t offer any solutions.

      • shalafi@lemmy.world
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        Didn’t read all the way through?

        • Mac@mander.xyz
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          I did… Did i miss something?

  • sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    ayy imma let you finish but let me just shout out real quick the fear of dying as the pathetic piece of shit I currently am.

  • 𝕿𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖆𝖝𝖎𝖒𝖆@programming.dev
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    Honestly the only way I’d do it if it ever came to that is literally blowing myself up so I can be 100% sure there’s no risk 😅

    But like, I’ve never wanted to do it, so it’s probably not gonna happen.

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    Every extreme sports ever

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    Can’t really fuck up asphyxiation. Just lean forward.

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