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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon attends a funeral

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Anon attends a funeral

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • Samdell@lemmy.eco.br
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    2 months ago

    deleted by creator

    • otacon239@lemmy.world
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      This reminds me of the classic Reddit TIFU story of the guy trying to talk dirty to his gf and failing miserably.

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        It should…it’s a direct reference to it.

        • breakingcups@lemmy.world
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          No it’s not, that’s “You like that, you fucking retard?”

          “Are you fucking sorry” is the guy who accidentally hurts another classmate and wants to say “Are you okay?” and “I am so fucking sorry” simultaneously.

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            Fucking retards

            • Mîm@lemmy.zip
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              😏

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    Missed opportunity to press F

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    “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” means the same except on a funeral

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    One of many life moments quickly forgotten by everyone but self

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    Anon is criminally awkward at a public function? True, and heterosexual.

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    Maybe you were the only one who understood her real feelings

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    Just dont say shit and hug

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