I’ll take the dog and rhino together please.

God I miss the OG ThinkGeek so much.

It should…it’s a direct reference to it.

Thank you. I’m sorry it happens to anyone. There’s truly no reason it should.

A nurse waited with me until I came around and basically treated me for shock. I had orange juice and some sort of crackers and a blanket until I stopped shaking. They had me get up VERY slowly to make sure I didn’t get dizzy or throw up again. Eventually I was able to get dressed and drive myself home. Spent the rest of the day curled up on the couch with a blanket and hot water bottle sipping tea. It totally sucked.

There’s a Mexican restaurant near me that serves a cocktail with fried crickets as a garnish like that. It’s actually pretty good. They taste like corn nuts.

I vomited in the exam room and passed out. I think they finally realized I wasn’t kidding.

They looked totally normal to me. I thought the “instructions” meant the actual face wasn’t going to change, so I was very confused. They all change, but just look like normal faces to me.

I’ve never seen it, but I’m already sure their flag sucks.

It’s amazing to me that he’s still alive, and lives in Las Vegas with a wife and kids. Like somehow he has a “normal” life on top of his climbing insanity.

There’s an Italian restaurant in Denver (Gaetano’s) that was opened in the 40s to give the mob wives something to keep them busy and to launder money. The mob is long gone, but the restaurant is still pretty popular.

It’s Alex Honhold. He’s wired differently than most people. Definitely not tethered.

http://www.alexhonnold.com/

Yes, he’s a comedian / parody account.

Yes, with my snuggle-talons. It’s a once in a lifetime experience.

Hands off my eggs.

Thanks - I always forget about that!

Homestarrunner just did a 2025 throwback to exactly this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2z7kVH9xePM&pp=ygUXaG9tZXN0YXIgcnVubmVyIHJldHVybnM%3D

Even spelling is optional apparently.

Depends how many drinks I’ve had.

Thank you for taking one for the team.