Ovaries everywhere just breathed a sigh of relief.
They shouldn’t — he’s still sending out unsolicited specimens.
Yeah, a little late on this one the onion. He never stepped forward for fatherhood.
I thought he had already accomplished this a while ago.
Earlier this year he was still propositioning women on Twitter with offers of bodily fluids.
Gotta be tough when the gender-affirming surgery he had to put an implant in his dick rendered it useless
I don’t doubt he’ll continue donating sperm, I just don’t think he’s much of a father.
Fucking broads does not fatherhood make.
They’re all too big for him to wear around his neck as a meat shield. Time for plan B.
Human children are such a disappointment he’s going to focus on fucking robots now to have robot kids.
Except even Grok hates him.
He must have one of those robotic sex dolls. He’s so pathetic.
“You son of a bitch… I’m in” -Elon
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This shows, once again, that anything to do with the US is almost impossible to satirise.
