Not as clumsy or as random as a finger blaster, but an elegant toy for a more civilized age.
Bravo
OBGYN Kenobi? Now, that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.
Or,
OhOhOhObi-Wan
Every space wizard needs a magic wand!
__Surprised no one has mentioned this yet but uh, erhrm…
tugs collar nervously
Maybe not such a great idea there, OB Wan GYNobi…
EDIT: oh NO.
I just remembered the newer Obi Wan show exists and is unfortunately mainline canon now.
No, No NO!
She wanted you to have it when you were old enough
Wait till he finds out what Anakin did to all those Tusken Raiders with it.
Just the men and the women, though
And the younglings oh god wait no
Good call. I forgot about that line. Thanks for coming to the rescue.
Is this the Cock Knocker origin story?
Sheds General Grievous’s “collection” in a whole new light.
Oh that’s the new Wii controller.
May the force… Nnnyyaaaaaghghhhh
That would be one of the less alarming things in the Skywalker family.
Oh Padmè!
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