Precisely!

We don’t ask this sort of shit during our interviews.

This trilogy was almost a single 15 minute movie.

Gotcha. Apple being a pain in the ass again.

Doesn’t Steam run on Macs? I am not a gamer (but have been wanting to start playing some stuff) and I genuinely have no idea.

I’m choosing to believe he’s got one sword in his teeth and two in his hands.

Archers… PEW PEW

Yes.

I feel like this is wholesome. His mom supports his lifting endeavors enough to take pics for him, and he’s not embarrassed at all to have her in the photo with him.

One’s a house

That must have been quite the shock.

So this is basically the equivalent of the sorting hat from Harry Potter.

I’ve tried it. Just not my thing. The taste is ok but I can’t handle the aroma.

You know what’s also invasive?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houttuynia_cordata

The last people to own our house planted this stuff in the ground. It’s also called fish mint, because it smells like fish when you cut it.

It’s gonna smell really nice when you mow your mint lawn.

I had beans today

A guy goes to the doctor and tells the doctor he hasn’t been feeling well - tired, losing weight, etc. The doctor runs a few tests, then tells the guy to come back the next day with a banana and two cookies. The guy is confused, but tells the doctor he’ll do so.

The next day he arrives at the doctor’s office with a banana and two cookies. The doctor has him take off his pants and bend over, and then he inserts the banana and two cookies up the guy’s ass. He asks the guy to come back the next day with a banana and two cookies.

This repeats every day for almost a week. The guy arrives with a banana and two cookies, and the doctor inserts them up the guy’s ass. Just as the guy is about to lose it, the doctor asks him to come back the next day with a banana and a hammer. The guy is obviously concerned, but the doctor asks him to trust him.

The guy comes back to the doctor’s office the next day with the banana and a hammer. He pulls down his pants, bends over, and the doctor inserts the banana into his ass and stands there with the hammer. They wait for some time and the guy asks the doctor what’s going on, but the doctor just tells him to wait.

Suddenly, a tape worm pops his head out of the guy’s ass and says, “HEY! Where’s my two cookies??”

Good news! We’ll be exctinct long before this happens. One less thing to worry about!

I just go to another site. Any site that does this usually has the same information that can be found on several thousand other sites.