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throwawaybanana@discuss.online to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon's road to coitus.

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Anon's road to coitus.

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throwawaybanana@discuss.online to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@lemmy.world
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    If you just went around to every person and asked if they wanted to have coitus with you, you’d eventually find someone to say yes. That’s literally how Grindr works.

    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Dude, thats crazy that it works.

      Now I am reminded about that one King of The Hill episode where Boomhauer asks a bunch of girls out, and that’s how he gets someone everynight.

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      Streamline the process by setting up a profile on a dating app that’s very specific about what you want (probably only works if you’re attractive).

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      you’d eventually find someone to say yes. That’s literally how Grindr works.

      From what I understand, Grindr/gay male casual sex is easier than men trying to get with women.

      I could be wrong.

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    relevant

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Why post the same image twice?

      • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
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        old lemmy versions didnt handle inline images correctly. must be fixed now

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    I usually just annoy them and then fuck off

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