Clearly, the trauma of corporal punishment was not the key takeaway from their collective childhood. Picture back when, trying to tell the adult that spankings aren’t allowed.

That’s gonna go great for them. 🤞🏼

The Federal Communications Commission is urging two federal appeals courts to disregard a 5th Circuit ruling that guts the agency’s ability to issue financial penalties.

On April 17, the US Court of Appeals for the 5th Circuit granted an AT&T request to wipe out a $57 million fine for selling customer location data without consent. The conservative 5th Circuit court said the FCC “acted as prosecutor, jury, and judge,” violating AT&T’s Seventh Amendment right to a jury trial.

Can I use this argument to get out of speeding tickets?