I’m all for it, let HitlerPig destroy the Catholic religion. Do Scientology next.

Really gunning for that Antichrist title there…

How many times has Lindsey Graham flip-flopped on hating trump? It’s like every other week

I’m crying because I don’t know if this is real and I’m not willing to give Elon the web traffic to check. Truly amazing time to be alive

Big Antichrist energy. Maybe he’ll declare himself pope and cause a schism.

Start seizing all assets of the Catholic Church in the US. Knock out all the stained glass windows of Jesus and Mary and saints, and replace them with Trump portraits with a golden halo. Throw out the crucifixes and install golden statues of Trump. Altars made of plated gold.

I wonder what attendance would be like at the Church of Trump.

Wouldn’t he be Trump I if he could keep his own name? Roman numerals are almost as bad as the imperial system, so if you’re gonna use them at least pick a time and place where they make sense.

This has to be the onion, I can’t even

Melania is Eastern European, so likely catholic I guess. And less than 80 years old, so would qualify, if they bend the rules just a little?

dark horse candidate

Meh, I guess that could be either the red horse (war) or the black horse (famine). The white (conquest) and pale (death) horses wouldn’t count as “dark”. I’ll wait and see.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Horsemen_of_the_Apocalypse

totally normal, and certainly not a cult

Or and just bare with me on this, he was being tongue in cheek.