• SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    Welcome to MAGA Theater. Produced by Millions of Fools who easily part with their money.

    Alex Jones threatens Donald Trump

    I’m rooting for the moron.

    So uh, hmm. Can I have a hint because, well…gestures vaguely

    I’m talking about the one with the incompetent lawyers that publicly embarrassed him in court.

    That does not help narrow it down. Can you be more specific?

    You mean the bankrupt idiot that keeps slandering people. You know, the fat guy? The one with the culty followers?

    Uhm, well… I’m still not following. Another clue?

    The one with daddy issues and the substance abuse problem. I don’t know how I can make this any more clear.

    We’re gonna need a little more to go on…

    The one who peddles conspiracy theories and gouges his followers with cheap crap.

    Yeah still not narrowed lol, this is crazy.

    You know the one who was sued for defamation and lost.

    Still ambiguous.

    The mean one we’re always seeing in court for lying. You know, the unstable screaming manbaby.

    Keep going.…

    The one who has had a net negative effect on society as a whole.

    Look, you’re just gonna have to be more specific.

    The mentally ill conman, the one that sells all that cheap crap? The one who always “accidentally” platforms white supremacists and Nazis and then plays dumb about it?! He got kicked off Twitter. He was abusive to his ex-wife. He has a bizarre obsession with Hillary Clinton. He uses his idiot son as a political puppet. He should’ve been dead of a heart attack a decade ago. Kanye’s friend. He keeps losing lawsuits and refusing to pay his settlements. I really don’t know how this could be any clearer.  THE LOUD FAT ASSHOLE!!!

    Yeah, I’m gonna need a bit more info in order to narrow it down.

    It’s the guy that keeps hanging out with Nick Fuentes, the Nazi semen inspector and catboy fancier. Looks like he smells like shit, keeps losing in court. Come on the one that owes 100s of thousands in law suit judgements The guy who eats like shit but thinks he is the picture of ideal fitness. The unstable conspiracy promoter.

    That narrows it down…a bit

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    3 months ago

    I hate this timeline but it’s absolutely beautiful to me that Trump is going to send Alex Jones and Joe Rogan to concentration camps

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    Alex Jones, the man who denied the school shooting Alex Jones? The Alex Jones that was sued and lost and bankrupted Alex Jones,

    The Alex Jones that deserves to be in an unmonitored room with the parents of the dead children Alex Jones?

    Well then, if he thinks Trumps gone too far it must be true.

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    3 months ago

    Stop, you’ve gone too far. Also you’ve gone the wrong way. And your driving is terrible. And you’re drunk on power.

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    Self described incel??? He calls HIMSELF that??? Wow…I kind of always assumed he had just the worst toxic shitty horrible wife.

    At least he’s honest, and self aware…I guess.

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    3 months ago

    My initial response: “Haha, no one could possibly eat this onion.”

    My reaction after double-checking which community this was in: “…”