Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days agoFederal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremonytheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkFederal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremonytheonion.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square95fedilink
minus-squareglimse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoPraise be to Subaru for saving you from such a cruel fate. No one should have to feel dumb wearing a seatbelt!
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·16 hours agoCoincidentally, anyone feeling dumb for wearing a seatbelt most probably IS dumb (but not for wearing a seatbelt).
Praise be to Subaru for saving you from such a cruel fate. No one should have to feel dumb wearing a seatbelt!
Coincidentally, anyone feeling dumb for wearing a seatbelt most probably IS dumb (but not for wearing a seatbelt).