What’s under there? Luxurious locks of hair? Bags of cash from his Russian overlords?
So “Tim Apple” is CEO of Apple, and Tim Pool is on the White House press pool.
Does Trump just believe in some kind of obligate nominative determinism? If I change my name to “Tim General”, can I sit on the National Security Council?
Trump probably thinks
TomTim Cotton runs the cotton industry.
a giant dent in his head stuffed with old socks
It isn’t brains.
A suit?
He is wearing what appears to be a suit jacket!
But did he say thank you?
Bags of cocaine
Watch Men in Black 3 for a small clue.
A balding man.
Tim Pool doesn’t have a formal education beyond the fifth grade - White House press room access sounds like a perfect fit here.
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Another smaller beanie.
Which is also over another smaller beanie.
Russian matryoshka style. Figures.
I heard he has the bam bam bigelow tattoo
