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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 22 days ago

Trump Announces New FIRE Agency to Forcibly Import White Foreigners to USA

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Trump Announces New FIRE Agency to Forcibly Import White Foreigners to USA

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 22 days ago
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President Trump announced the creation of the new Federal Institute for Regulating Ethnonormality (FIRE) agency that would complement ICE by importing white foreigners to the USA.
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  • JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca
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    22 days ago

    Federal Institute for Regulating Ethnonormality (FIRE)

    Too real 😭

  • Hellfire103@lemmy.ca
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    I swear, I’m practically on an all-onion diet at this point.

    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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      That’s ok. Onions have layers.

  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    Fuck. I was about to tell my wife about this because I thought it was real.

    • samus12345@lemm.ee
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      22 days ago

      Give it time.

  • rxbudian@lemmy.ca
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    22 days ago

    Post it on your social media and see which of your friends like it

    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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      I would, but this is my only social media. :(

  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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    22 days ago

    So…

    I know this is satire, but the Nazis did that. Just in less of an “import” fashion and more of a “kidnap and imprison white European women in what amounted to rape prisons”

    • jsomae@lemmy.ml
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      22 days ago

      can you link me to info about this?

      • xav@programming.dev
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        22 days ago

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensborn

    • InverseParallax@lemmy.world
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      Well, so we have that to look forward to this winter.

  • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Get in the country Shinji

  • Doomsider@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Thanks for that.

  • RedWeasel@lemmy.world
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    If it was real, it would be Federal Institute for Regulating Ethnonormality Department (FIRED).

  • D_C@lemm.ee
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    Ok, the headline got me. So much so that I had to read the source to see if this was satirical or not. 👍

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