You can’t see the forest for the r’s

Personally, I emit more of a squawk like a seagull or an eagle

I thought it was about having almost 100 baby goats

Don’t forget, your demons are just the parts of you that are afraid of being what you were trained to hate

Fascinating how it shares the same technique we’ve studied in other mammals. Just like a cat or a dog. Even mice! You could even go as far as saying like a bat

Is that pig down with cannibalism?

That’s not what this sub is for but thank you for providing the soundtrack

Edit: sorry, not sub, federation or branch or whatever. Sorry, I’m still deprogramming myself from the reddxodus

Napalm Death’s “You Suffer” on full blast and repeat

Terrible! Alas, I take solace in that only the most fearsome predators can take down these beautiful fuzzy flying creatures.

I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

Fake: Open source is the most efficient way to get communities to push and develop technology. People gathering to discuss, work, and share solely for the interest of the subject, serves the subject. People putting in effort in exchange for resources will only be serving self-interest, and never be wholly dedicated to the project goal.

Gay: Capitalists are only interested in advancing technology for monetary gain; if reversing genuine improvement serves their greed, they will do (and have done) so.

Edit: double gay, most open source people are also wearing cute thigh high socks rn

So, fun fact, when most people are able to recall whatever incredible idea or artistic vision they had in their dream, they soon realize that it was just their memory replaying something that already existed. An obscure song that you forgot about, a scene from an old movie that you’d think would make for a funny comic strip, etc. Now, this doesn’t mean that people aren’t creative and can’t dream of new things, it just means that your dreams just churn out a vomit of things you’ve processed before.

Source: I made it up

This greentext has lived rent-free in my head for over a decade

Don’t ask why I didn’t come to OJ’s funeral

It is because I already did

That would be so cool if shit wasnt so fucking expensive