If Detective Pikachu was directed by M Night Shyamalan.

And it will be. Buckle up, comrade.

I wish I was 35.

Also, “crises.”

Right. Wasn’t that “in god we trust” bullshit forced onto us in the 1950s?

^This. Also, many other complex details. Imagine Colorado seceding. It is surrounded by American states, has federal land inside it, interstate highways maintained (at least partially) by federal, etc. It’s a logistical nightmare. Seceding for the right reasons sounds cool af though. I’d love to be in a place that wasn’t ruled by two political parties that only exist to take from its citizens and give to corporations. My state would fucking die on its own, though. Especially so, now that has turned solidly red.

Damn, Nintendo. I’m already not buying your shit. Quit trying so hard to reaffirm my decision.

Doritos and wheat thins.

I was going to say I live in a “50 year flood plain” and I’ve seen 3 floods in the last 16 years.

At getting away with rape.

This truly is a prison planet.

I am going to guess it’s an April Fool’s joke.

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Don’t blaspheme against PC Jesus.

Is this a new thing that’s going to happen? People with bad takes are going to complain then threaten to go make their own lemmy with hookers and blackjack but way less cool?

You had no right to draw me or my experiences.

His personal guards were tall. The comparison was not flattering. Look at the picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger with Andre the Giant and Wilt Chamberlain.

I need this.

Scrambled porn is a core memory.

Is that what made you unbearable?

If I’m correct, this is a reference from Some More News. I think you could say it’s a metaphor for any issue that affects the populace. For example, if wild boars killing people happened as frequently as people shooting up schools, we would do something about the boars.

Buzz feed tomorrow: You’ll Never Guess the New Greatest Diet