The trick with humour is it has to not be as dry as my mother’s cunt.

At least give us a “/s” so there’s no doubt bro.

I haven’t been to a stadium since 1994. Fuck sports.

I’m a gay man and have personally sucked hundreds of dicks.

But I’m too prudish to use a urinal.

That’s how fucked up western culture is.

Wow, intolerant much? Lots of people are Buddhists!

/s (added the /s in case anyone needs the /s)

A little bit, yeah. Trump supporters are also very desperate people, many of them turned to the dark side due to grievances with the world. And not all of them are always imagined. The wrong part is the conclusions these people come to and the way they go about correcting what they think is wrong…

Conspiracy theories are rife with these people. UFO ones where aliens poke you in the butt and interview you about the planet and wipe your memory are very common in these groups.

Meanwhile as a progressive the aliens I fantasise about are like… enlightened and compassionate lol.

Easy solution - new defence pact without USA and invite everyone else the Trumpian USA stiffed on defence like Australia.

We (Australia) are already in Eurovision so a defence pact with Europe (and the UK lol) would make sense!

It’s gonna be really funny when all us millenials die and the tech infrastructure evaporates.

What age do we think they’ll be set back to? Pre industrial? Bronze?

My prediction seems extreme but don’t forget that while books continue to exist, the average adult born after 2000 would rather die than read one.

I find it really funny the US are trying to maintain their global position as tech leader while in the midst of a fascist take over. You know what’s incompatible with a thriving tech industry? Fascism. You can survive a little while after a take over, but eventually your rigorous little Christian commune of a society isn’t going to produce enough* engineers, scientists or anyone with a taste level worth a damn.