could you bother to share some tips, like the perfect brand to get the anti aging vaccines from, or that super duper bone density improvement kit. The brands i have been looking at at really expensive, the last one i tried was asking 127 quintillion, plus taxes. PLUS TAXES! those cheapskates

true

Nah I don’t mind, especiallly if it can be programmed to yell “VIKING BURIAL” as soon as I die (or am about to die), will help others to also locate me in case I am away

I hereby request lord @pugjesus to summon

you can technically have that with convergent reflectors (for a local spot it may have higher than 100, for the rest it would be much lower)

you can have melanoma at any age so that does not help narraow it down

not necessarily, unless someone specifically is fed on carcasses of other dead. Basically, if any body with prions is present in open environment, and only small bugs/bacteria/fungii are doing their job, they will simply decay everything, since they don’t have many complex protiens in them, they don’t mind eating prions. And once they die, they basically just become raw nutrients (amino acids) and then to even simpler compounds (most amino acids are not that stable outside life, would get oxidised). If we consider bigger animals decomposing, for example hyenas and vultures or crows, as long as they are not then fed upon by something that we eat (lets say cattle, or we don’t directly eat them) then it is ok. If i am not wrong, some cultures basically just through theri bodies in some large pits for these animals only.

What if you die in a building with not enough decay-agents present, your carcass would be there for quite some long time. And what if you die in hospital.

that is common in south east asia, mostly because of beliefs of 4/5 element that are belived to form us, fire is common to most of them

I really wish we had a reminder bot here - Remind me before I die

most of these prices are wrong, if you live in a third world country, you may not even get a tenth of it (for kidney, you may get around $250 (yes, 0 amount is correct) to $5000 (the highest that i have ever heard, and this in particular is a settlement amount paid by some foreigner as a settlement as aftermath to not let it come in news)). And why do I know this, I live where there is illegel organ trafficing, and sometimes poor and destitute are either operated and get these organs stolen from them unknowingly (specifically kidney, because you can technically survive on one) or sometimes they themselves selll them, if they are in really hard situations. And Once in a while, some operation gets shut down and it is in the news

lungs specifically are expensive, because there almost impossibly hard to get out. Brain, Lungs and heart would be hardest to graft organs, mostly because there is no eay way to store it. Brain without blood pumping starts to decay in literal minutes, befor becoming a mass mush. Heart in cryogenic state can be stored for about 1-2 days. Lungs are hard (I don’t even know any place where they do lung transplant, I am guessing it happens, but I don’t know of it) but basically imagine just as frail as brain (maybe not as frail, but pretty close). basically, if no blood reaches, and there is no inert air pressure maintained, alveoli will start degenerating, and without alveoli, lungs are useless. These are logistical issues - but that is the limiting casee here. Most first world countries will not have enough operations running to get these organs, and if they get them from some third world country, they have a huge race against time.

Hence, there is almost no black market for brains/lungs or conversely if there is one - from supply and demand, the prices shoot sky

so my hypothesis still holds

(And I have really disabled pfps for everyone, saves on internet, and keeps ui more minimal)

No. This is where I draw the line - stop looking at orhers profile pictures you creepers. /s

genuinely great editing

sorry, no exceptions!

maybe we have to bring rule 35 here - if it does not exist make one (or in this case, force randall (if i am not wrong about the name) to make one)

Devil: I must say I am a big fan

there is always a relevant xkcd, it is almost like rule 34

When someone asks me what is love next time - i show them this - find someone who will wear dinosaur costumes with you and is happy