*threw it over his head with one hand, according to this.

Existence = Life and Glazed Tiny Grains = Frosted Mini Wheats, but I haven’t figured out what the other two are.

My favorite (tongue in cheek) comment, specifically about (gay) marriage is that LGBTQ+ people should have the right to be just as unhappy as the rest of us, in marriage.

While not so bad now that they’re legally allowed to marry, this joke was kinda cringey before then. “Sure you don’t have the right to marry who you love like most people do, but ‘wife bad’, amiright??”

Ah, Bishop Chalmers, welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

I remembered it happening in a game, but couldn’t remember which without googling it first. I never did beat him, either!