There are demonstrations this Saturday, David. Hope we see you there.

Meanwhile, you need three different authorizations for these tasks. By the way, they all have to be attached to the ticket before you can submit it.

Checked camera. Not IT related. Advised user to contact maintenance. Ticket closed.

You misunderstand, I wasn’t requesting time off, I was informing you I wouldn’t be here those days.

Anyone here remember when the system operator could push a shutdown warning message to all terminals?

My man-boobs would like a word.

Who the hell does he think he was making money from before? If not for the LGBTQ+ community, that song would just be some old 70s song. Welp, pulling it from my playlist.