There could be a prequel based on Eyeball Kid by Tom Waits.

Nah. I was fine. I just felt bad ringing a handyman in the evening. I was gonna get the number to save for today.

It went to voicemail.

I was accustomed to google maps opening the phone and showing a number when I clicked on call. Yesterday it skipped that step and went straight to calling.

Pretty sure those shingles are asbestos as well.