Bananamon!

Bananamon

Bananamon 🎶

Also I never understood “take it slow”. What’s slow? 90 days? A year? 2 years? A decade?

Then there’s the “you should be single for a bit”. Okay I’ve been single for 5 months, but then “no I’ve been single for two years”. You mean I’m not supposed to have intimacy for some arbitrary amount of time? I’m supposed to ignore any advance by anyone no matter how great they may be? I’ve missed so many good eggs that way.

Love the free Luigi sentiment but let’s be frank the best way to honor him is to take down another Oligarch.