Those tracks up ahead in the distance look pretty muddy. They might not be running into any military resistance, but they are already facing off against an enemy that will soften them up for General Winter and Marshall Zukhov to break them: Rasputitsa.

No, this was just the second-most prescient Onion headline from the first W Bush Term (edged out by this one)

You want to know why there are Germans? Seems like we should be asking you that question, Quintili Vare.

Biological AI?