Goddamn, that one got me.

Great work, @theonion.

Jury nulification is a sweet set of words.

My girlfriend and me*

What a lad.

Learning is fun.

That’s the spirit.

A bargain, really.

I would totally buy a gapcha token for one 1x1^2ft of inaccessible land from a vending machine.

Ooofty doofty.

These are the same morons that have Biden Derangement Syndrome.

Agreed.

Nothing says “Trans people exist” better than a ballistic missile.

Hear this person. I pray thee.

I’m going to hell for this one.

Green Mario making moves.

Jesus, that’s a deep cut.