minus-squarekarashta@sopuli.xyztoThe Onion@midwest.social•Terrifying New Anti-Marijuana PSA Says Overindulgence Could Cause You to End Up Like Bill MaherlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoI’m not really sure how he lives with his head so far up his own ass and, frankly, I don’t want to experience it firsthand to find out. Thanks so much kind internet stranger! I’ll never do a marijuana again! linkfedilink
minus-squarekarashta@sopuli.xyztoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Dr. Oz Tells Americans Who Are Concerned About Medicaid Cuts to Eat Less CakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·17 days agoOh cool. Not eating cake will surely clear up the brain damage from my head trauma linkfedilink
I’m not really sure how he lives with his head so far up his own ass and, frankly, I don’t want to experience it firsthand to find out.
Thanks so much kind internet stranger!
I’ll never do a marijuana again!