happybadger [he/him]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deer_Woman

Deer Woman, sometimes known as the Deer Lady, is a spirit in Native American mythology whose associations and qualities vary, depending on situation and relationships. Generally, however, to men who have harmed women and children, she is vengeful and murderous and known to lure these men to their deaths. She appears as either a beautiful young woman with deer feet or as a deer.

Do NOT trust the flavourdeer. The flavourdeer LIES.

a 30-centimetre juvenile

That’s a teacup colossal squid. I want one.