Obama days.

Go ahead and shit on me that America did terrible things back then, I know. I still believed the democratic party was operating in good faith and we were working towards better things for the people…

Makes me sick. I used to be so hopeful about America moving in the right direction.

sad saxaphone noises

Beware the revenge hairball on the bed

Do what this guy said, It’s good advice.

Featuring Eminems? Like the candy?

Dre… Dreams? DREAD? Drain cleaner?

Nah, set it up like you placed the candle there on purpose but didn’t think about the glade plugin. Being dumb or forgetful are plausible for anyone and not going to get you arrested for arson.

Great way to commit insurance fraud… new house here I come!

Interesting way to get some ranked choice voter survey info…

What’s going on with the caster picture? Not sure what it is showing.

You have to stop and think about what is really sexy.

Is it sexy when someone pretends to be into you? Most people would agree not.

A person 20 years younger than you, are they really attracted to you? Do they really know you? Do they really want to be with YOU?

Once sex becomes about the intimate connection and not just the physical bumpin uglies, it changes.

That said, looking at porn and fantasizing you can pretend to be any age you want. Thus, you may find yourself thinking you are not attracted to people your own age if you are only looking at porn of the “hottest” people.

I can’t remember how it ended but people sharing their poop with each other became a fad (based on real life events) and it was obnoxious and gross, but it did work for her I think.

Stupid bitch would be advocating for ebola parties if there was a vaccine for it.

Now that second place is dead, Mr 3rd place please step up to second place…

Biden could pardon the assassin…