Idk where this myth started from but shrimp and lobsters are crustaceans, a separate class of arthropods within the phylum arthropoda. arthropoda is a massive phylum and bugs belong to the class insecta. lobsters and shrimp belong to crustacea so calling shrimp bugs is like calling whales hippos because they’re both from the clade artiodactyla /nerdmode off

because when you’re at work you’re just a cog in the machine. it’s because capitalism is shit also humans didn’t evolve to wake up so early to go to work either

The ads are so bad i don’t know if this is satire or not

Welcome to the English language, where the rules of consistency are out the window lol

Worse if you’re not a Time Lord or an octopus (or other multi hearted animal). They’d probably beat out of sync and cause turbulence in blood flow, which is quite bad.

We do except we call them caravan parks lol

I lol’d. Great job