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The 4 stages of a day off;

1. Identify day off. (It’ll be Wednesday!)
2. Identify all the shit you need done before the next following workday (laundry, meal prep, shopping)
3. Get all that shit done between now and then (looks like I’m shopping Monday afternoon, meal prepping Monday night, hitting “start” on laundry Tuesday afternoon after getting home and throwing work clothes in)
4. Day off!

This post brought to you by treating my ADHD with prescribed stimulant medication (and my refusal to take it on days off, even if that means I sleep all day because I’m all unfocused).

Cancel. I have had enough of those already.

Do you have any bemusing realizations handy? I could go for one of those.

I’m from the US and this laugh… I really needed it. Thank you.

This slayed me. I’m going to start referring to my farmers almanac as my redneck agenda.

Hillbillies are generally a specific type of non urban. Here in Appalachia we refer to them as off the mountain. You don’t just run into hillbillies. You have to go where they go.

The rest of us are rednecks. I don’t think redneck is “everyone south and rural” but it’s pretty close.