You’re thinking too much. It’s a joke, and not a super-logical one. Teenagers always think their crushes don’t know they exist. Ghosts are supposedly invisible.

Capture of a Salesman by Beerthur Miller

Fixed it:

I don’t like this version of Goldilocks at all.

Being quite a different generation and not an American either, I am actually surprised I know almost each of the artists referenced.

Those are not raccoons.

Poor tree. It had so much life in it.

I’d be more worried about the eagle beak in the background, tbh.