I just learned from the post above this in my feed that this is three Marry Jew Annas

Also, this:

I’ll have what she’s having

Washington Orange Face-Blasts

They’ve already got the mascot design

Will I weigh less???

Mmmmm… Fried chicken and yellow

Hey, fuck that song! Listen to Harvester of Constant Sorrow for an on-the-nose Thrash Grass mashup!

Then unfuck that song and listen to it again, and then this one again. And then listen to Leo, and then UMC, and finally fuck your own ears with the dulcet duality of Bardcore.

The only thing I love more than an artist creating their own song is another artist lovingly reinterpreting it.

Hey. Shut up. Again.

You’ll never unfuck shit.

I would also ask the pushy neighbor if he was specifically planning on buying Wyze cameras for this. They’ve had multiple security problems in recent years.

I have Wyze cameras and can confirm. On a handful of occasions, I’ve opened my app to thumbnails or livestreams of places I do not recognize. I’ll probably change this up at some point when I can afford to replace them and get a better hang of Home Assistant.

I’m okay with a generation not instinctively crowd-funding a Zach Braff project.

My parents got my sisters and Ime the digital Encyclopedia Britannica and purchased any available updates. Pretty fucking sweet, looking back on it.

These LIARS are being mean about me!

- Joseph Stalin

We’re still getting Dean Cain’s opinion on things? Whoever wrote this article could have avoided all the torture by ignoring that Christofascist xenophobe like the rest of us.

No it’s isn’t, he’s not getting punched in the face by Val Kilmer

Getting screwed IS the transaction!

How dare you make me scroll down an inch! I’m putting on my pro-bewbage anti-cleavage dress right now so that you’ll know just how upset I am!

It’s a sleeping bag zipped up over their head, isn’t it?