Fuck this is relatable

Oi m8 that’s not landan Oi can’t see any cups of t at all and not one red bus box fake fake fake

Easy - just ban it that’s what I’d do. 🔨

Let’s not mince words, let’s mince the wealthy instead - quicker, and much more nutritious

Based ngl

Wow that’s incredibly weak holy shit

Thanks this made my day late evening

Wasn’t there the story about that one bloke who dug up a helmet like this, later variety so a bit more head shaped right, put it on and couldn’t get the bloody thing off again can’t remember how they managed maybe a bit of olive oil idk

Bold of you to assume a mere 50%

Memory unlocked:

My grandfather was a chemist who worked for the British government in the post war years researching reinforced concrete. I remember him relating a curious anecdote about a colleague of his who would wash his hands every day with some kind of toxic substance. My grandfather said ‘I told him that he should stop using that stuff to wash his hands, but he wouldn’t listen. Of course eventually he became very ill.’ It would seem odd for a scientist in a government research department to use something like this, but I wonder if it was a similar product that the chap was using. Curious.

I assume he’s about as much a Muslim as trump is a Christian (ie only when it’s convenient, and he probably doesn’t know what all those words mean in that order, anyway)