Life must really suck when you’re too dumb to know how things work.

Sleeping*

Literally exactly how it still works.

If you have to be told how to be “manly” then you probably definitely aren’t whatever the fuck you even think “manly” is.

Hate to tell you but there are cameras on the “regular” checkout lanes too and they think everyone is stealing all the time.

This problem is caused by shopping at busy times, not self-checkouts.

It’s shit work that most people don’t want to do.

Machines still cost money to purchase and operate lol. So fucking entitled.

Sounds like a you problem.

I’m not all the way through The Righteous Gemstones yet but I can’t believe they haven’t done this at that restaurant they go to after church.

The Sun is News Corp garbage, why are we even taking it seriously?

That’s probably why it’s posted in a forum for real headlines that look like they’re from The Onion.