Knew it was fake as soon as it started with >Go Outside

Fake: Anon has friends

Gay: Imaginary friend is a guy

Open and shut case.

Look, I’m all for raising the minimum wage, and if it ever comes across the ballot I would always vote yes. But this is such a shit take, of fucking course dress code is easier to deal with than the economics of the whole country. If you’re going to critique the government, make sense at least.