Fun fact: carrots were invented before glasses, so the first person to eat a carrot would not have been wearing glasses

There’s one person on Mars in that film but in reality there’s zero people on Mars. That’s a really small margin of error

Idk, when someone attempted to break into my car they said they’d look into it (never heard back from them though, but they at least pretended to care for the length of one phone call)

Isn’t that the one about a nice spiral shape?

A lot of people are saying depression (which is true) but I’d also like to throw in stress. I like reading and playing strategy games, but I’m sometimes so stressed that I can concentrate enough to do these things. It helps to have some easy, no brain hobbies as well to help get started with relaxation, so you’re able to enjoy your main hobby after you feel a bit better

That’s what it is. It’s gloves for feet (and regular socks are mittens for feet)

The on-site police officer probably violently arrests you. And I’m only like 30% joking, from what I’ve heard of American schools

I was going to say burn it too.

My experience in the UK is similar. I’ve never had a good experience with a police officer, and I’ve been profiled for the clothes I wear, but I’ve also never been scared of a police officer (especially never scared for my life). I probably wouldn’t ask an officer for help, but I would also treat them like a person rather than a rabid dog who might just decide to shoot me

C-section babies losing their shit rn

Call it gamer girl flavoured air and it’s worth $200 again

It’s possible to learn from your mistakes and then pass that knowledge on to others

Cow yummy

This has got to be a troll, right?