A resolution that was legitimately doable? I didn’t hear about that. At its best it sounds like kicking the can down the road a month.

Where was the bargaining chip? Don’t shut down the gov, and the Rs win. Shut down the government, and doge and the pres win, and the rest of the Rs are still pretty happy.

Last night we’re all jets. Not of the figheter variety.

I think they are saying that if you do everthingg in that list, meaning perfectly secure everything yourself, that it’s a useless service because that’s the list of things it does. It seems to be written by a sarcastic asshole.