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Oh, I’ve seen thirst posts like that, too. So it’s a little from column A and a little from column B.

Nono you don’t get it, she wanted to be the horse.

The Chaser does have a real news site: The Shot

What, are you quoting Joanne’s response to photos of the nazis burning the Institut für Sexuellwissenschaften’s research or something?

Bro really just forgot women exist

Dude it’s okay, just take the L and say you don’t know how vaginas work.

Vaginas are typically self-cleaning. Fishy smells are caused by infections. Washing out a vagina disrupts the microbial ecosystem, making it more prone to infections.

Or idk, go wash your eyeballs or smth cause you’re worried they’ll smell like rotting eggs if you don’t, I’m not your mum.

Sure is uh… quite the thought experiment, but for me personally, a thought experiment is where I’m happy to leave that consideration (I don’t have a bidet).

Ok buddy, you’re allowed to refer to yourself in first person here.

I can’t explain that tbh. Would you like me to have a look???

I’m trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I’m getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don’t even know what a vagina is.

Here’s a little hint for all you confused straight boys: the vagina is the hole, and the bits on the outside are collectively referred to as the vulva. For most of you reading this, the only practical application of this knowledge you’ll ever get is maybe leaving slightly more anatomically correct comments in the replies to a greentext, but who knows?

I love greentext communities on lemmy because it’s the exact sort of place where you can effortlessly bait the most bitchless men ever to have existed into confidently stating they don’t know how vaginas work 💅💅💅

Sounds like someone who would benefit from reading another book to me.

Yeah potterheads are total fuckin dweebs unworthy of respect tbh

Uh, anon, vaginas aren’t supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.