Got the tilt of shame and everything

I don’t see how the Onion would post that tbh 😅

Yeah I’m aware that’s why I’m confused 😅 The German and English R sounds are different but L sounds virtually the same so idk if it has something to do with that.

Also fyi at least in Japan and Korea the stereotype is less about white ppls eyes and more about our long noses, pale skin and obesity. In other words they took a close look 😅

Is that even really a thing? Because in Germany the stereotype is the other way around, as in asian people pronounce r as l. I’ve never heard either irl though.

Those racists are trying to keep the truth from the rest of the world

To be fair it depends on the cat. When they get older their nails grow slower and are often more brittle so if they have surfaces to hone their claws they take care of it themselves. But yeah if they get too long you always need to trim them. When my cat was younger I used to trim her’s with a nail drill. Saw a parrot owner do it that way because apparently it’s less discomforting and my cat seems to agree.

All of them if you use one of these

There’s shitloads of them. I’ve seen them online in communism forums and I’ve even had the misfortune of meeting tankies irl on several occasions. It’s like listening to that North Korean newswoman.

Thanks, seems to work pretty well

Still hilarious how the AI turned out initially. Loathed him more than the rest of his children which says a lot.

I remember seeing it on 9gag around 2011/2012

An ancient proverb

I’m 29 and this is me and my cat every morning lol

Didn’t we have security leaks during his first term too?

He was the security leak during his first term. Nobody knows who saw all the classified files he took home with him last time or the ones he’s taken home this time but I suppose he didn’t just smuggle them away from prying eyes so he could show them to people who already have access.

Don’t do industrial revolution chimps. It’s not worth it.

I mean it’s a metaphor but still idk about that. Elon and Trump are both showmen more than anything. Trump has participated in wrestling shows, Musk jumped around on stage swinging a chainsaw the other day. I’m not convinced a little dance would be beneath them.

You’re not entirely wrong but Sütterlin was a subtype of German cursive which is much older and they abandoned the (also much older) Fraktur font as well.

Are you saying that’s not what the title is about?

Always dress for the job you want

Ok but you’ll miss out on a lot of xp. Even Gandalf leveled up after that encounter.