As cool as it is for me to remember “Oh yeah, I have boobs”, I have never wanted to fuck myself and I’d probably mistake myself for a guy at worst or a ham-beast at best

I have no idea how the hell my boyfriend is attracted to me.

Bro looks like he Superman, they should have had him play Superman at some point

Instead of whatever the hell Man of Steel was

At least it’s not overdraft fees.

I mean yes they’re trying to bring those back, but like… for now anyways.

They left?

I’ve been looking for new horror games to watch let’s play of. Thank you

Anon wouldn’t have gotten jackshit even if she gave this woman a french fry buffet, his moves were based and chadpilled.

Misread that as Prower and just assumed you liked Tails

I notice your Sonic reference

True AI does not and will not exist

Offering them for free instead of getting rid of them altogether? Just a nice thing to do

Wouldn’t be against that

1. If EA is making new COD games then Activision really needs to sue for copyright infringement.

2. Which would you rather have? Yearly releases of beloved IPs or Rare sitting on Banjo Kazooie because this is totally the year when Sea of Thieves finally becomes Pirate Fortnite? Actually given how backhanded the Battletoads reboot was…

3. I’d rather have The Sims 4 get endless expansions if the alternative is that it’s abandoned altogether like so many other IPs EA owns like Ultima, Command and Conquer, Sim City, and Wing Commander

They’d rather oversaturate the fucking market place chasing an elusive Pot of Gold than go for the sure thing.

It wasn’t anything specific, it’s just… the idea of this guy being the real life Tony Stark didn’t pass the smell test. Not because he didn’t seem bright, but because I couldn’t believe ANYONE lived up to the hype that Elon had.

That and… well… the idea of the Private Corporation coming to save the day and guide us into a Utopia sounded way too much like a Libertarian Fantasy.

If I were the conspiratorial type, I’d say it’s about police language

Right? I’m tired of the euphemism treadmill telling me what I can and can’t say. Especially if we are coming up with childish phrases like “unalived”

I used to call myself a <transgender slur> until woke cispeople got on my case about it.

Ahh… I guess it’s better than the old internet where the N-Word was your fast pass to being seen as funny and cool?

Oh I fully expect the DNC to try to rehabilitate him

My head canon is that in universe Musk Jr. High isn’t a real school and it’s just an edgy joke… the space version of saying you went to the “Adolf Hitler School for Tolerance and Friendship”

You say it for a laugh when you’re 14 or acting like it on Space 4Chan

I knew it was a grift from the start because people who are kind and wise don’t spend millions purely to make sure I know how kind and wise they are.

A friend of mine has head canoned that the guy from Star Trek was joking about being from Elon Musk University and that it’s the old “Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance” gag but in space.

I’m just gonna go with that because fuck it’s the equivalent of listing Deepak Chopra as one of the greatest philosophers of the 21st century in your hard sci-fi setting.

And I am proud to have called bullshit on it from day one.

Whoever leads us to the promised land isn’t going to have a for profit LLC