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Cake day: March 15th, 2025

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  • Like in the olden days. You raid a village with the boys and rape.

    Obviously joking, though keep in mind that warfare and the subsequent rapes was usually how nations kept populations up. Plus, families have more children the poorer and more devastated an area is for some reason. So…good news! We will all have a goth GF in post-apocalyptic America.



  • Yeah. The captain and the sailors would just laugh and underestimate it. “Let it get closer boys, don’t shoot at it. Looks really cute, take some pictures before we sink this museum piece hahahaha”.

    Ram crashes down, rips into stored ammunition that blows half the ship apart, angry romans engage in brutal melee combat with confused and dazed marines.



  • That battle caused a mass-extinction event among the Total War community.

    • Frontal cavalry charge without any follow up

    • Siege engines positioned outside the fortifications against a mobile enemy

    • Projectile forces unsupported outside the fortifications

    • Melee infantry inside the castle, watching and picking their noses

    My wife told me to shut up multiple times during that episode as I was screeching like a monkey. The wrong side won that battle that night.