What is it about carpet stores in particular?! We had a “Shag-Rug-La” by us for a while and I wanted to give myself a lobotomy every time I drove past it. Lawrence of La Brea Carpets is egregious. Weapons-grade.

Oof, my company is doing only 1 or 1.5 of those things, I am great at back end engineering and delivering in the face of fuckery of all kinds, can I plz haz job

Lol who is downvoting, it’s not THAT hot of a take!

I wouldn’t take a single thing for granted in that trial. Nothing will be done “by the book”, they absolutely intend to martyr this man.