Baby gets depressed, goes to suicide prevention site; since he has no account he can’t provide email so he is locked out.

Writes message in a helpful chat provided, responds to the mod and is then lifetime banned and blocked for harassment.

Sigh, may as well play a game on his phone, right? Oops, game needs an update.

Game can’t update because his OS needs an update.

Clicks OS update button, phone bricks