Some people are a singularity of awful. A black hole of depravity. A trinity of terrible. But, don’t worry…

If you are religious, explaining things in a way that doesn’t contradict theology is the tricky. If not, just keep it real. Thing are past the point of sugarcoating them.

Evolution is real because that is what the evidence says. You can come up with gymnastics to explain away the evidence, but you are not changing the facts of what we observe. I can come up with many far fetched ideas, but without evidence they’re worthless.

Black magic, really. Best not to know.

Therapists are usually good at listening.

Just throw my body in the dumpster.

I didn’t have one, but I did have this: Merlin which was awesome with six! games.

She’s attractive, intelligent, charismatic, and funny. Shouldn’t be too much of a mystery.

Don’t go to the rapist. It’s a trap, unless you are into that.

Hey everyone, keep your eyes peeled for glue that looks like drops! It can be a real eye opening experience if you make that mistake.

What is the point of these attacks on vaccines, staying alive is woke now?

It’s only fair.

Maybe she’s into that 🤷‍♂️

Taking medical advice from MTG? 💀💀💀

Letting her run your country? 😥😥😥

It’s honest work.

You might get graped in the mouth.

Damn, that second frame captures the essence of the three. Zuck is especially creepy.

Chances are good that I will hurt myself somehow.