This sounds like Warhammer 40K flavour text. How can anyone write this and think that they are the good guy?

I’d say the worst case scenario would be if you held a disgruntled cone snail to your ear. Getting stung in the head by one of the most venomous animals on earth probably isn’t the most comfortable sensation.

That font is OpenDyslexic and as its name implies it helps dyslexic people with reading. I use it myself for reading ebooks without being dyslexic but it still makes it more comfortable to read longer texts.