JokeDeity

I would see this right after watching the god awful movie The Forgotten.

The only place I worked that had frequent unpaid functions was JP Morgan Chase. Those people are not organizing against the man, and if pay is brought up, it’s to rub it in someone’s face.

Don’t go to unpaid work functions.

I’m not saying anything about right or wrong or societies roles, but I don’t even think it’s hyperbole to say my wife has been complimented thousands of times more then I have in our lives. It’s incredibly rare for me to get a compliment from a stranger, and even then it’s usually from other guys saying they like some item I’m wearing. It really does feel fucking incredible when it happens because it’s so insanely rare. And not to toot my own horn too much, but I’m not that bad looking, so I can’t imagine what it’s like for people with less fortune than I have in their appearance.

Brother I’m still recovering from the last time I took the internet’s advice on stocks.

Unrelated, but fuck Ryan Cohen.

It is in campers, lol.

This has the same energy as buying But Light to shoot.

Feels like you don’t even understand why people use smart bulbs.

🙁 I actually thought this could be real and I hate that.

What have they done to us? What did they do to us?!

I found this interesting, was there an A?

Proceeds to go look it up while still hoping for your knowledge

Ha! I don’t know shit about fuck. I thought it was maybe like a decade old. Honestly makes me love it so much more knowing it was even older. Now if only I could read 25 years ago and not have my dumb brain think of the 80s instead of the early 2000s…

The lore is that simpleton centrists always want everyone included, even if they’re Nazis that have zero good intentions. So they are allowed back to slowly erode the decent parts of Lemmy into another white supremacy chamber.

Don’t bother replying I’m not interested in arguing on this point. I have zero tolerance for Hexbear.

In America at least, conservatives don’t care and don’t pretend to, democrats only pretend to.

STFU bitch.

Jackhammers? Your road crews do actual work?

Is it always this well received?

Vbucks

People keep saying stuff was 15, 20 years ago to me and I’m going to start fighting you people. I’M NOT OLD YET, I’M ONLY 35! 😭😭😭

I don’t know, I don’t know why we’re all still talking about this inane comment on a greentext post. Can we stop?

And you should bro.

Send me a video of you shot when you didn’t know you were being recorded or meet me in person I guess because I’m not sure how else to do it fairly, but I’m pretty sure I could get you right.