Executive: ‘my manager said so’

Manager: ‘my director said so’

Director: ‘my VP said so’

VP: ‘the CEO said so’

CEO: ‘tye management board said so’

Management board: ‘it was a collective decision, so no one is to blame’

Corporate unaccountability at its finest.

Punk kids. Back in my day we had Tandy and Applesoft BASIC. We had line numbers and it fucking hurt when they took that away with goddamn function declarations.

Kid, I have windows 3.1 on goddamn floppies.

Those were pretty hard for floppies. Mine were 5.35" and cassette tape before that. But I was in high school at the time, so I probably need to respect my elder.

Doesn’t hegseth have worse tattoos?

Electronic nanny becomes electronic master. I just wish parents would do more of that parenting they’re so fond of complaining is so difficult.

So now we have fratboy von whiskeyleaks, Ivana handjobbies, orange von shittypants and whatever the fuck mtg is. Can’t imagine what the oval office smells like.

Did they even say ‘,thank you’?!?!

I remember the original sound blaster and the opening sequence of wing commander 2.

‘Rise Thrakath. How goes the war with the Terrans?’

Goosebumps

Like it or not, the president is part of the system. One person doesn’t change the system.

Easy. Just run for president and pardon yourself. Duh.

Just start posting all sorts of content about Luigi cart and Mario’s brother, or his antics on smash bros. See if the human mods can keep up.

…which tanks via small omissions in logic and missing semicolons.

I’m seeing two. Barret for choosing to side with maga, or maga for choosing barret. Either way, I’m enjoying the show!

Not an iphone user, but am intrigued by all the ads the apple people say are on androids. Literally have never seen one, and I’ve had adjusted androids since the og htcs.

So why do internet pundits think the US president can fix it with a wave of his hand?

Lol. They comment based on what they want, not what they have.

We’re talking about this generation, right?

You can take multiple band members and chuck them at a building with little to no effect. The equipment too. It’s only when you get to the tour bus that it tends to leave a mark.

This was pre-OSHA. Now I can’t even reach up to adjust the fan cage on my own.